I just had to explain to the pharmacy cashier that the Plan B and thank you notes I was buying were not related.
i was concerned for your health after you took your "last shot" four times...
My cousin's dog just exhaled smoke. My job here is done.
can you look at this picture and tell me if you think this my kid?
BIGGER SANDWIJH COME NIW OR DIE
You said, "can you make out with him for a little bit, I need a break."
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
They should really start adding the average cost of day drinking to our cost analysis sheets. Does FAFSA cover this? No. It doesn't.
The Winnie the Pooh costume was great until you got drunk and started yelling at the kids asking for pictures.
You don't know reunion panic until you've exfoliated your butt cheeks.
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
You kept purposefully giving me wrong directions, laughing, then yelling at me for taking directions from a drunk person.
I'm currently sitting at your kitchen table eating chicken nuggets that I dug out of the trash and thinking about how much I need to get laid.
Knowing how to carefully mix my vices has to be the #1 skill I've gotten from pharmacy school
I'll keep supplying drugs if you teach me piano.
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