wow wtf my bar tab was 80 dollars
IT WAS DOLLAR BEER NIGHT
Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
well you can't waste a boner
We just all danced like dinosaurs in the center of the dance floor.
he just ordered a side of pineapple and winked at me. too much for a first date. come get me.
She came in to my room half naked at 3am asking me if I had seen the movie balls deep 7
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
And apparently midway I said "hurry up and finish so we can talk about what a bad idea this was"
Should I have a moral quandary about Skyping topless with him while his son slept in the other room?
One day. I will touch his hair. I'm curious if it'll be like a soft cloud.
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
His 12 year old sister has bigger boobs than me and now that's all I can think about when we have sex
I could fuck to npr.
I'm gonna have to kick a girl scouts ass...
I know! It's like he knows when my vagina wants to misbehave!
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