My hot female boss's cubical is right next to mine with a wall between us. Do you think it is too forward to make a glory hole in the wall?
he just kept going up to random asian girls and yelling at them for breaking up the beatles
I feel like I'm one of those people who someone looks at and thinks "how did she get into this college"
everytime she opens her mouth i wish that i was deaf
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I need to hang out with girls who make more mistakes
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
thanks so much for stopping me from telling him i want to have sex with him while i proceeded to hookup with the air.
It's like I'm snorkeling in an ocean of tequila.
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
And then you proceeded to sneak behind thee bar and hold up an empty bottle of vodka and scream LOOK WHO THE BARTENDER IS NOW BITCH!
Nothings harder than putting on a frozen condom.. or should I say softer
My snow day: told Cam, "we're not dating today, we're just roommates." No bra, boxers, drinking whiskey by myself for the past 2 hours, yelling at The Ultimate Fighter reruns from 3 years ago.
Yeah but if you conceived a child on a park slide that would be pretty awesome
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
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