S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
you came home covered in oatmeal wearing a tutu holding a stolen wrotting pumpkin and "its a girl" balloons tied around your neck.you were whispering the lyrics to aaron carters 'aarons party'. i think the real question was what DIDNT you drink last night
I have taken lazynest to a new level. I took a picture of the notes on the board instead of writing them. I win.
After he came inside me, he made us hold hands and pray that I wasn't pregnant.
This is the way my sobriety ends: Not with a bang, but with a whimper.
You should imdb "mourning wood" to see what I'm doing with my $80,000 English degree today
At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
So what's your itinerary for Amsterdam?
Show up, get drunk, get laid, try not to miss my flight home.
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
It's your birthday, you should get to jizz where you want to. Jizz when you want tooo
I've got 3 hot dudes surrounding me. It's the Bermudick Triangle.
HER BOYFRIEND CAME HOME WHILE WE WERE GETTING IT ON IN THE SHOWER
At least you smelled nice while he kicked your ass.
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