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ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
Hey Operation Dumbo Drop... FYI, when you select your date this evening, our doorway is 3'x7'
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
well judging by the amount of dired blood around my nipple rings i'm gonna assume it was a good night
i woke up to the sound of my dad getting blown. this is my life
they were having a wine tasting so i tasted every wine...then knocked over an entire display of gourmet olives and was asked to leave... but they still let me buy my 6 bottles of wine before escorting me out
sorry can't. you know Saturday is the masturbating day for single sorority girls here.
I heard an explosion in the backyard. You told me you were playing "will it burn".
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
him and the cab driver we buy e from got into a fist fight, about which show is better, futurama or family guy.
My coworker's brand new computer showed up today. He's on vacation for the next week. Brian and I are installing Windows 98 on it.
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
You know if we weren't hooking up I think we'd actually be friends
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
No one can explain why there is Dora the Explorer shampoo in my shower...
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