That arnold schwarzeneger picture looks strikingly similar to paul
Not half as good looking as paul
I'd say paul has bigger bicep peaks, but who am I to judge
Is it sad that the only reason I haven't lapsed into depression is that I'm prettier than her?
Nah, we all need something.
The line was so long at Kum n Go some guy opened & drank 2 beers from his 12 pack while waiting.
if my college career had corporate sponsors, they would be natty light and aim toothpaste.
Drunkenly found an error on my bar tab last night. THANK YOU ACCOUNTING.
dude that bald bouncer just did a body shot off of brian and then kicked us out for trying to charge him for it
I found him in bed on a pullout couch with another dude. He had two empty puke buckets and his empty bottle of jagermeister right by his head.
Climbing out Mr. Friday night's bathroom window. He thinks I'm puking. Be on state st. with the getaway car and if you could bring me a shirt and some advil that'd be dandy.
So proud. See you in five. I've got coffee.
tried to chug a glass full of ice cubes. went better then expected.
I am debating about my sub. I am not quite sure I can be the dom he needs.
wearing the bible to the ABC party, thought you'd appreciate that.
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
I'm 22 and I'm drinking hawaiian punch from a sippy cup. Everything is right in the world.
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
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