insurance, jail, and birth control were made for people like us.
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
AND OMG I HOPE YOU ARE GREAT WITH CHILD. COOK THAT BUN!
"guaranteed dick" "anywhere - her room, my room, trees, couch"
Sorry that was quotes about you from the grad student.
I. Put. Them. Back. We are NOT making a habit of jail visits.
I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
You tried paying your tab with the coaster
Let he who has not made drunken spaghetti at 3 a.m. cast the first stone.
These last few days with George, grandma, and now Carrie all dying have been pushing me further and further into rum's sweet embrace.
You stared at a Swedish dude for like 5 minutes then asked him "shouldn't you be yelling at dragons"
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
I'm not going to drink anymore, and on that note I'm not going to drink any less either, so I'll see you there. . .
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