How is Miami?
Omk. I'm shitggaved om loincoln
Get condoms and clear your schedule for the night. I'm bringing chinese food!
sometimes i wonder what i would do without sheltered catholic girls w/ overprotective parents
never have sex?
Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
I just woke up to me licking the dognuts
You mean Doughnuts?
......No :(
then he said "your boobs looked so much bigger on girls gone wild"
I forgot about that,good spring break.
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
I feel like college is just one giant drunken trip to Taco Bell
We really need to check into harvesting part of our liver now
Also, not pregnant! Way to go uterus! Good job on being a team player!
Dude when the cops came you ran through the fence. Fucking THROUGH it. You're a master ditcher.
His name is Dustib. Not a typo. I just can't.
She's going to jail in a few weeks but she just got a boyfriend. Yet I'm still single as fuck.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
college girl with braces trying to flirt with you...time to go
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