Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
No, I'm not okay. Girls are wearing BUMPITS here.
Is it standard protocol to defriend someone after they give you chlamydia?
i forgot beer had calories. that would explain alot.
like we started out all organized and composed and within thirty mins people were throwing up in the bushes, arguing over a beer bong and jumping in the pool with their clothes on
complete strangers are now referring to me as 'the bourbon guy.' i can live with this.
This is why i like single justin better. my only regret is not being present for more of his short life. may he rest in peace
I think I need to donate blood to see if I have Hepatitis. Again.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
I think sneezing out coked up boogers onto your professor disqualifies you from the "I was sick" excuse
I got so high that I ate a protein bar while in the shower. I then proceeded to leave half the protein bar and the wrapper on the ledge in my shower. Haha oh well.
Facebook is for cat videos and having better lives than people from high school, period.
sorry for any reference made toward your boobs or making you feel pregnant or incapable of peeing. make it a wonderful day.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how good of an idea would it be to pregame at the airport right now
Ten
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
