Tell Heather sorry for burning her hair. Also for anything else that I may have done that warrants and apology. Anything after about 10pm is kind of hazy.
i freaking love being in a circle of guys. if i fart none of them suspect me.
I just did my online traffic school at the bar. No biggie.
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
There are bud lights poping out of the zipper of my overnight bag and my dildo almost fell out in the elevator. not professional
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
cashier rang me up and said, "white people are funny." like i'm NOT the only white person to buy just lettuce & 40 glow sticks
I just gagged from thinking about the amount of tequila we will be drinking. DRUNK TUESDAYS
I woke up in my living room, on the floor, wearing nothing but a fur coat?
I have to pee in a cup in the morning and they are going to say....you just peed a miller light. I'm going to hang my head in shame and say yes...yes I did.
1. Why did we have the team Chirstmas party in November 2. Why didn't anyone tell me the coaches were invited 3. Why did coach get the giant vibrator I brought
he fell asleep naked and all I'm doing is staring at his weird balls
i'm just really offended he didn't want to have breakup sex. like that was the only thing i was really looking forward to
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
Do you think Root Touch Up or Just for Men would work better on pubes?
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