I texted him about a book we both like. I was expecting a "ya great book... let's bone" response. It didn't work
Hopefully the semester will be over before she has a breakout. Then I can just avoid the situation entirely
'in an unhealthy relationship' should def be an fb option
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
I definitely managed to work the word "aforementioned" into the conversation.. At least I'm an intelligent sexter.
There was just way too much discussion about my penis at that party
You turned byob into bring your own shit show. Good work.
i didnt have any regrets until i found out he was a freshman.... and the only reason he got into yale was because of soccer... and he wasnt premed.
the bandages come off on Tuesday. we can try out my new breasts then.
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
somehow a ride to walgreens turned into a threesome.
Totally just got spotted hitting the bowl by someone else hitting a bowl. We gave each other a head nod
I’m drunk and naked and looking for my charger - title of my autobiography.
Drinking at 10 in the morning and swimming might not be the best idea I've ever had but it beats working
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