No, I'm only going to drink half my paycheck. That's the responsible thing to do.
Not only did I hold your hair back as you puked, i french braided it. I am such a great friend.
can you imagine how much money lesbians save on birth control?!?
bitches.
My tally is now official: I have been drunk every weekend since 2008. Cheers.
my cabbie only has one arm...this can't be safe
You just kept rubbing her head and repeating "I really like your head, I want your head..." over and over for like 10 minutes straight... And she didnt even stop you.
I think I breastfed the cat at some point during the night, at least that's what my nipples are saying
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
you thought your balls were fighting each other...
i feel like god sat there all night pointing and laughing at me
we're about an hour out, how's the weather?
cloudy with a chance of strippers and cocaine, you're favorite. welcome home.
Got a blowie from her in the cab on the way home. Made awkward eye contact with the cabbie who said, and I quote "Keep the mess in her mouth bro", I did so only out of respect
you seemed to enjoy falling down hill
wow, never heard the last few months of my life put so succint
the only joy I get out of her anymore is hitting on her friends and ignoring her. it's chaos for them. like shaking a slutty ant farm
I've been back for one day and I've already given two bjs. Improvement from last year.
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