i gave him head before the novacaine wore off...i think his penis touched my lung
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
just peed in the tub. didnt notice the passed out drunk guys there until a minute in
this guy had a colored tattoo of Chucky on his leg, whatever drugs he does, i want them
I'd feel sorry for him and his injury but it's an inconvenience for my vagina
I poured everyones drinks into the ice bucket and then stuck my face in it. Apparently I'm a greedy drunk.
Then that means he's outwardly conservative. Inwardly he's a total gay horndog. He's like a spy that can ruin conservative plans.
I want to change all my life goals to that.
you were caressing the jar of pickles then you looked down and whispered to them "I want you inside me"
Probably for the best. My morning wood is pretty horrible. I wouldn't want to tip the earth's axis/ create a new magnetic pole
She told me she loved my new hairstyle. I told her its called head head.
You used his ass cheeks to demonstrate how to play the bongos and he still called you the next day. That's true love.
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
You just had sex during the movie Radio. This is an all time low
tell me about the fingering
Wait you took his virginity AND broke his bed doing it
I know! I’m the best!
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