what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
So you really shouldn't go around telling people you're fireproof
dont seek real advice from me tonight cause its always gonna end with we should have sex
I hope my liver is having as much fun as I am
We left at the same time. You got home three hours after I did and said you got your head stuck in a fence. I can't believe you don't remember this.
that bitch in the red sedan is still teasing me with the ice cream cone. i'm going to show her my dick
So he might be the smartest man alive. He had the stripper pick him up taco bell on the way to the room for an extra 50 bucks.
His roommate left already and took the beer pong table so we had to take off his bedroom door. Maybe res life won't notice.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
Just had empanadas for breakfast while watching Wall-e with my yesterday's one night stand mother AND grandmother.
Closed my eyes in the shower and got really dizzy. Not sure if neurological or result of 4 day vodka binge. Send help.
Do they still have sex clubs in San Francisco? Because that'd be an interesting way to spend Easter.
Apparently I was telling them, "I AM A STRONG INDEPENDENT WOMAN AND I DON'T NEED YOU TO HOLD MY HAIR," and I pulled my hair back and puked.
I told him I was studying his body for art, so now I have to actually do a drawing of him to not look like a creep and so we can hook up again.
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