wake up i wanna do it froggy style
I have a love/hate relationship when men come within a 10 minute time frame.
i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
He insisted on sleeping in my bed. Had he taken all of my obvious hints I would have sucked his dick. He only wanted to snuggle. My world has been turned upside down.
The interviewer had a hook for his right hand I TRIED TO SHAKE HIS HOOK WHAT IS WRONG WITH ME
Plans for halloween need to outrank Caesar, Cleopatra and Mark Antony's threesome...just saying
I would compare it to a jeffrey but in smoothie form. More drugs in here than Bobby Brown's sock drawer.
not now. havin a heart to heart with drunk fred flinstone
Last time we talked he was trying to sext me but he was including pictures of fruit
Someone should make a valentines day card that says "I like the way you continuously consume thc with no concept of a limit other than drug supply" Because I'd send that to you.
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
I swear to god....if you can give yourself a brazilian you can take a fucking bullet
Wasted. And I have 5 pounds of potatoes that I'm responsible for.
No I don't. You owe me sex and cinnamon rolls.
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