Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
it's pretty bad when you go in bed bath and beyond and recognize 6 different bed spreads you've had sex on
She took a break from repeating "my face is still buzzing!" to say that the phantom of the opera could be here
It's like his dick is pushing through his pants and driving him over here.
I am listening to lecture and I can hear us in the background talking about anal beads.
Drink a bottle I wine by yourself? Treat yo self
I feel like im becoming the girl who only drunk texts him. I would be in the dog house, if situations like this had dog houses.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
It was literally 8 o'clock in the morning. His horniness knows no bounds.
She called and said her prescription was refilled. I guess we are dating again.
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
The other day, he sent me a snapchat of his dick in the forest. He captioned it "nature nudes."
OMG I COULD FUCK HIM FOR POT, THIS CHANGES THE WHOLE GAME.
before i went to bed i wrote myself a note that says 'i feel all swirly'
there is another microwave in the elevator.
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