that john and kate plus 8 dude has ruined asians for me
so she asking me "is it okay to have dangling labias?"
funny how all you have to say is "i'm infertile" and boys are stoked on you
Sometimes I wonder how different my life would be if I didn't share a weekly margarita with my mom since i was 12
But on the up side she uprooted a whole peony plant from the hotel downtown and said, "I brought you flowers"
Can she stop putting up all these passive aggressive statuses and please come out of the "I-want-to-be-a-pornstar" closet already?
Half the people who compete die. All the rest either lose their minds or grow an innate fear of sharks, vodka, and fishbowls
Its people like u that make people like me go to rehab. He has a lazy eye for christ sakes.
Never have i felt more judged than when i was throwing up in front of a hello kitty shower curtain at 5 in the morn
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
his first fb message to me in 3 years was "is your cock open for business?" im blocking him
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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