we need to go to the store. i'm tired of having bud light for breakfast.
do you want me to pick up budweiser instead?
there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Just looking for some anal play. An attempting to read atonement. The highbrow/lowbrow divide is striking.
There are 3 pics of me on my camera, naked, wearing only an apron, scooping ice cream.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
So I know we're not talking about this anymore buuuuuut I left heel marks on the wall.
I think the moment I knew you were going to black out was when I told you how many shots you had already and you were shocked and then poured another one
Please, by all means, tell me what can't be helped by two stiff drinks & a blowjob?
I'll text you later. I think she thinks we're taking this whole "no sex" thing seriously.
Note to self: if you decide to go to the gym when you're coming down from your day high to shoot some hoops, do NOT play pickup basketball with the big black dudes who need a sixth
I feel like we need to find him and explain that if the two of them would just fuck he'd understand.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
How many nights in 2015 can we have no one get injured, run away crying, or get into a brawl?
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
So today was the first day i've been sober since Wednesday according to my roommate!
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