whoever gets the blood i just donated is getting a shit ton of free thc
And hes hitting me with his balls, really hard.
we're all still whores. we just have a theme song now.
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
I'm going to come in a little later this morning....there's no heterosexual way to say this....$1 flip flop sale at old navy
love being home for thanksgiving just had grandma pick me up from the frat by her house
I'm this close to masturbating to his profile pics from 2006
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
Mom just texted me to see if it was you who was streaking at the Mariner game... Did you accept yet another $1 bet?
LSD in a sugar cube. Dropped it in my whiskey sour and felt like I was rowing a boat.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
I feel like we have both made good decisions regarding our vaginas lately
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
i got woken up by a cockroach crawling onto my hand and now i'm pretty sure i'll never be clean again
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
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