youre lurking in front of me
he was wearing sponge bob boxers. Guess how long he lasted.
Thong +tight pants =hungry butt. Not a good look on big women! Walmart sucks.
This last weekend single handedly took me off the liver transplant list
Please please please tell me that is not a pringles container full of pee that your little brother just got a hold of.....
Hope you don't mind if I never tell my family about you.
Is it wrong i wouldn't sleep with him because his boxers said #1 dad all over them?
40s are totally the cure
So we broke my sobriety. Played life size childhood games. Broke into a cold hot tub and got laid. I think this is BFF quality!
All I've done for this 11 hour car ride is kegel and listen to our sex playlist so your dick better be good and ready
Can I fire a pigeon out of a t shirt gun?
well whats the tarot card for I'm totes going to be schlobbing his cob? because that's in his future.
It can't be Friday yet, in still getting friend requests of people I don't remember from last weekend
Well yeah. But im not sure i trust the black out drunk high girl giving life advice
YOU UNCULTURED BADGER
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