A big part of growing up is learning how to tastefully stare at women
I want my own midget army. I think I would be a good midget army leader.
I just pooped in his toilet and didn't flush...I desperately need to get him past the girls don't poop phase.
I just had someone call me out on a walk of shame via megaphone
so today I found out that she used to be a he....
are you gonna get a divorce?
When you're about to leave, tell him "bye." At that point, he should say something. If he doesn't say anything, well, our drinks were free and he gets a free make out with yours truly.
just had to re-breakup with her. it was like shooting a dead horse that was crying and talking.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
We woke up under the ping pong table holding hands.
I paid your cover too so you're on the list as tits mcgee. You're welcome :D
While we were making out, he kept yelling at me for not coming to his wedding last month.
How do you think the people in my class would react if I ripped all my clothes off and jumped on him right now?
At least I had a $10 coupon for Plan B today. Smart shopping for bad decisions
not being a booty call is very strange. Who knew there was so much time for activities at night!
Sorry I’m late. Got horny watching the traffic report and had to rub one out
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