so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
How did you steal an entire pie?
I don't know. It's in my purse.
My roommate just got home. Made an entire package of bacon. Ate it. And then went to bed.
Europeans suck. I just gave him head and somehow i am the one paying for the coffee
They kept trying to slap each other but they were poring beer onto their hands first referring to it as their baby powder
Well then. It seems like we have a Mexican standoff of genitals
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
Druken naked yoga : jus another ploy to keep your husbands eye in check
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
I'd say tonight was pretty successful. I rode an iron horse naked and sweet talked myself out of an MIC while wearing a bra filled with four loko.
It was like a square peg in a round hole... I've never seen one shaped like a stick of butter...
I'm drunk, laying in bed, eating macaroni salad. I dropped a piece and tried to pick it up with a fork. My cleavage is bleeding and I haven't been laid yet. Heeeyyyy!!!
Figured out how to triple bathroom speed at #lollapalooza.. Girl squats, guy 1 goes between her, guy 2 uses urinal. Your welcome.
Oh no. Did we do a blood oath again?!
Pride log, day two. Noticing more bruises and scrapes. Liver functions probably very lowered.
Randomize
