i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
I'm drunk at The Bachelor casting call in Cleveland
I cherish every text you send me
At the bar dressed as a taco. not a typo. Come down.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
I woke up to his little sister feeling me up. I guess it's time to meet the family.
remember the used condom we threw behind my bed? my mom found it and is accusing me and making a big deal out of it,
Haha! You pissed me off, so I actually told her to go look behind your bed. Good thing I moved to Nevada, so your dad can't kick my ass. Good luck bitch.
fyi gin and iced coffee...not my greatest invention
life is no where near the amusement park it was when I was on Vicodin.
i drunkenly decided i was going to take down all the male cheerleaders, gay or not. 1 down about 10 more to go.
Really? How much of his life do you think he remembers? I'm pretty sure 75% of it qualifies as "kind of a blur".
Bering your kids um. Abiout tol. Throw up
Sorry girl, my dick is like a rollercoaster. You only get a picture after you ride
I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
Is this the point in which we come to terms with our lesbianism or is that after you send me more ass pics...
you fail at everything in life besides blacking out
Randomize
