I woke up this morning with I hate myself feeling
spencer pratt says his family invinted chess
that kid is like the al gore of hollywood.
I saved him in my fone as special pumba. he was just pumba but then he found me drugs
I think she kind of thinks she's better than us now ... please. I go to Michigan.
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
can you explain how you are here for one night and now my kitchen table is in 11 pieces..
How do people deal with hangovers? I literally want to eat my own face.
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
you should have seen it. it was just a bunch of guys in togas chanting the username and password to a brazzers account we all share. best thing that has happened to our group
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
HEY. NO. THIS IS ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW. YOUR COCK, MY MOUTH, THATS IT.
Blow jobs in the hobby lobby parking lot, oh lawd there gonna pray for me when they review those tapes ...
From the bottom of my heart, thanks for never sending me unsolicited dick picks.
I wonder if my sister will drive me around while I do bong hits in the back seat..
You were up on table in a neon bra chanting "YOUR MOM" while drizzling vodka on your chest...
no wonder i woke up with my boobs stuck to my bra
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