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I asked my mom, she said yes...but you have to shower with grandpa.
If we keep treating our bodies like amusement parks we have another 10 years left at best.
I'm telling people I'm celibate. It sounds cooler when it's by choice.
My face smells like vagina and Im on my way to court. Fuck.
We had to put his head at the bottom of the driveway so the puke would run down. Now he's sleeping outside.
I have just two goals for this NYE. 1) get so drunk that every guy looks like Clive Owen 2) make out with as many Clive's as possible.
That would be an interesting position... Not entirely certain how that'd work!
Gravity is no match for my libido
Nothing bonds a father and daughter like washing her puke off the front steps
The extent of "getting it in" was this creepy guy sticking his finger in my bellybutton
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
In the liquor store when a straight girl and a gay guy were just arguing about who hooked up with the same guy first.
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
Have you ever thrown up in the middle of your hair appointment? Cause I have..
You took your pants and underwear off as soon as we got to Melissa's and just walked around the entire time like it was completely normal. We even ate pizza together with your vagina exposed. You're my hero.
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