pretty sure mid blowjob I told him I needed to call you and ask you if this was whore-ish. He hid my phone from me.
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
good luck with ur interview. Just show them your confidence and don't make that sucking snot noise. Really don't. Praying for you, love mom
still doesn't change the fact you were dunking your sock in the toilet.
We woke up, fucked, and shared a piece of my sister's first communion cake for breakfast.
And you thought you were going to hell last weekend.
I think I just tested my sobriety limits for unicycling.
I'm getting flash backs of last night. They're coming in song form.
Repeat. Dildo on the ceiling, confiscated potato shooter, and bottle of yegger. Repeat. Ceiling dildo and yegger.
Let me refresh your memory. New Year's Eve in the back of my car you grabbed my hand and said feel my tumor on my butthole and at that moment I swear we were infinite
her tits were more amazing then brown bears with armor and guns that fire bullets of Justice that destroys inequality.
Is it bad that I want a job purely so I can buy drugs with without feeling like I am sacrificing my future?
Why do you think I have a job?
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
Your parents are gone and we haven't fucked in their bed... why?
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
I WILL go to space. And if we find aliens I WILL fuck one. It’s the Marine Corps way
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