Is it necrophilia if we're both dead?
girl in front of me at starbucks just ordered 7 shots of espresso in her latte. welcome to finals week
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
Dude I pulled down his pants and he already had a condom on
That's like lying to my vagina. I can't betray it like that.
the "its better than getting an actual virus from an actual porn star" argument failed.
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
How the hell did he get a boner in that type of situation?
I'm glad we are bonding over both contracting clamidya. Winners.
100%
I wish you could take over my body and feel what my nipple feels like right now
Am I allowed to compare getting cum'd on the face to a warm summer rain?
We had sex on a dog bed..
going on fb and having 11 notifications all from you is absolutely horrifying
WHY DOES MY BOYFRIEND'S BROTHER HAVE TO BE SO FUCKING HOT
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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