Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Just saw a girl in a wheelchair puke then rally. Diversity matters.
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
It's ok I'm watering my plants with a 40 in my camelback, people are staring
Jello bowls to the fucking face, that or ramen spiked with liq. Those are the only options in this house.
JUST MADE A FLAMING SLED. MIGHT HAVE 3RD DEGREE BURNS.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
You went streaking and came back with your shirt inside out. Then said "it happens in the line of duty" and passed out.
Walt said he was feeding me so I wouldn't die. that's why there was pasta in my room
I told him not to mix beer with his Dr. Pepper...his reply was "i'm a grown ass man i'll do what i want". Judging by the sounds coming out of the bathroom he regrets not listening to me.
I am making dinner in lingerie and heels and there is a 75% chance his roommate is going to walk in on this.
Yup. There he is. This conversation is awkward.
Thats alot of pressure.
Just on your vagina. BTW I'm passing your house.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Oh my fucking god!! There is a barefoot white guy with a fucking ninja sword in the middle of the street next to the pride gas station swinging his sword at peoples cars!! He almost got me. 3 people swerved off the road and stopped. I told a cop.
Guy peeing and puking at the same time in the women's restroom? So impressed that I can't be offended
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