i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Was it a mistake telling him I couldn't get the abortion until I was 2 months along on the first date?
I mean, he's dancing back and forth between pathetically sad and massively fucking creepy.
We just built a bong out of a pineapple. I am never leaving hawaii. Ever.
currently hungover, lying in bed and cutting cheese with my drivers license. ashamed? not even a little bit.
Haha im Trying. This detox stuff tastes nasty. It's bad when the only thing that came to mind when i took the first sip was how good it would be with Vodka
The last thing i remember was high fiving everyone on the planet.
right before he passed out he said "take care of your tender spirit"
apparently dick flashing is a frowned upon sport here..... sorry girlfriends mom
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
we both turned hook ups into relationships we are crushing this thing called life right now.
Funny story... I got into my car and my porn started playing over my Bluetooth.
The fabulous human disaster: it is him
I'm wearing a sports bra. Of course I'm not getting laid tonight.
Did you ask Harvard boi?
Apparently he likes someone who is into being smart and a supporter of human rights ugh what a skank
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