shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
organizing the empties. That sober.
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
Toilet is so comfy. Serious question/why does weed make every surface feel like bed?
I have nothing to lose. And a bunch of dick to gain.
I gasped. Both pairs of lips did.
That UFC fighter fucked me so hard I have what can only be described as a "cuntcussion"
Out of control sex drive for a girl? I just masturbated in the bathroom at my in-laws house before dinner....
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
The crooked penis I maybe could have looked past...but no foreplay? Deal breaker.
so I ate shit in the bar and took a barstool down with me and this guy helped me up and I just started making out with him. I need to stop meeting men like that
Wife and kids came home early...naked passed out covered in chili cheese Fritos dad will haunt them forever.
I found a hot kiwi last time and sucked his dick. That's what rooftop bars are made for.
I will teach you the ways of the ho life, my little gay grasshopper.
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