Just used the D.E.N.N.I.S system successfully.
Just try to lay there and not be pregnant.
The gyno asked how many partners i've had... I said ummmm she goes ok then i'll just put down ten.
While he was going down his phone rang and he answered saying I'll call you later I'm eating.
i almost hope i AM knocked up so i can ruin the rest of his life
We need to re-create the Get Some Ass Tour 2002.
Um, 2 out of 3 people involved with that particular event are now married, so I don't think that will be happening.
HELLO, they're MARRIED! They need to get some ass more than anyone.
I'd recommend you leave that level of crazy to the experts. I'd start with an under appreciated soccer mom if I were you.
I fell down the stairs while taking the dog out last night. I was laying there with the dog licking me face and my neighbor just stepped over me
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
Sometimes I just want to kiss you without you pulling ur cock out and waving it at me
I'm on tinder and every time somebody says something too creepy for me I start quoting scripture at them. My boobs are like missionaries.
I AM NOT LOSING TO SOME FICTIONAL CROSSDRESSER
She can't even plan ahead to have toilet paper for her next shit
Just sitting at dinner with my dad...simultaneously texting "daddy" to confirm saturday's spanking and telling another guy to get condoms before Im done with dinner. Don't know when I got so ate up but I'm loving it. You?
Regretting asking you what you were doing.
I'm setting goals and achieving them. I'd say I'm quite mature for my age.
You're goal was to fuck him and you don't even remember it.
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