I was looking at some smoking pipes on amazon the other day and realized that work people could look at my history and do a drug test. So I immediately started looking at Sherlock Holmes hats.
Things are going great. I have tons of beer, margaritas, and theres an inflatable swan in the mix.
No, I stopped taking my meds because I like crazy me better
Dude, you face planted, there was no "bar fight".
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
Whatevss it will be funn .. Hopefully no one projectile vomits on the wall again.. Its kinda become a tradition though
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
We thought we were getting kicked out but then he started tickling the bouncer. Next thing you know the bouncers giving him a piggy back ride to the bar.
Also, I cannot stop picturing myself in a bar, 3 years from now ordering soda. Just soda. 30 pounds over weight and wearing a cat sweater. I feel like I'm heading in the wrong direction in life.
Is it okay to send him a "thanks for the sexual awakening" note?
I'm so glad you support me having casual sex with your uncle
I'm so happy we share a mutual love of laughing at religion.
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
I woke up at 6:30 in the morning on the A train on 14th street. You wouldn't know anything about that right?
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