you're putting all your eggs in a very hungover basket
Today in class was pretty awsome. I dont feel like i have to throw up and im actually paying attention. This is a first for friday
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
im kinda looking forward to winter break. ive been away from home for so long i think i can trick my vagina into thinking that these arent the same people ive been hooking up with since high school...
I am at the point where deciding not to drink alone is worth a rocky music montage in and of itself.
I won't be able to make it. Too hung over. Can't hold down fluids. I'm in the bathtub trying to hydrate my body through osmosis. And yes, Tequila Tuesday is totally still on for tonight.
I woke up with flowers, a tiara & pasta salad in my bed. Tequila makes me act like a fat Disney princess
Drinking a pint every 8 mins right now. Power hour aint shit.
Good luck
Trying doe a second hour and I.cant open my eyes
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
What, so now you are his nutritionist and his fuck buddy?
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
I got a free corona t-shirt and all I had to do was drink a beer. This needs to be a more widely accepted form of currency.
No instead we fucked in the elevator.. it was wrong on so many levels..
How tall was the building? Maybe it was only wrong on some of them
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