So tasty. Tasty like a vagina with ninjas in it
You had me at "you have a nicer rack then her"
Good lord, they've set up every firework to be ignited by a trail of gasoline at midnight. God save us all.
Doing lines of cocaine in the bathroom and the word 'better' do not belong in the same sentence.
I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE. I WILL STOP HOOKING UP WITH GUYS EX'S FOR REVENGE.
It was that same situation where "cuddling on the floor" was actually just code for "rough shameful hate sex" hahaha.
Look, I'm just saying... paying ur respects to the neighbors who had a death in the family with food u steal from the neighbors having the cookout may result in a negative karma situation.
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I tried snowmobiling at 2 am. I broke my glasses. You're right. Things do get out of control.
Him naked in my bed with a bottle of vodka in one hand, a pipe in the other, and a rose in his mouth.
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
Is it weird to wish your favorite hooker "happy thanksgiving"?
There are horrible decisions in life and then there are tequila flavored moonshine decisions
Costco cheesecake and whisky. A night made in heaven
He asked if I had any questions. Apparently, "how thick is the stick up your ass" was not a correct question.
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