This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
:)
Wipe that smile off your face.
What happened?....
He lifted up the blanket, and whispered "Don't do it" to his sperm....
Just do let me go home with anyone especially I a guy with a hair sweater
If I come back tomorrow to find a certain football player tied up and locked in your closet, shit's gonna get real.
I'll set him free tomorrow morning ;)
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
We had sex during an intermission, then the second period. The bruins better win. Missing a period isn't worth having sex with him
My ex came over to hook up...then I went on a date 2 hours later and got a bj. Single: Finally doing it right.
He's over here like "remember those pics you sent me a couple years ago? Those were hot." And I'm like "remember talking about what we were gonna name our kids a couple months ago? That was hot." Therein lies the disconnect
I wasn't going to just ask my parents for a damn vibrator for christmas
Well I found my neighbors on tinder if you're wondering how my night went
she walked through the crowd, completely naked, slapped a pool attendant in the face and stole the towel he was carrying. she used it to dry her hair.
Hold on gotta plunge the sink
Is that a euphemism for sex? Either way, have a good time
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
I'm hearing voices and sirens. I'm scared. I heard a manatee out there.
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