haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
So I fucked an Aussie broad with huge feeders last nite 2x... Before banging her she was blowin me & I thought: "SHE IS GOIN DOWN-UNDER ON ME". Laughed out loud
singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
I hope you shit your pants in a socially devastating situation.
it felt like a thousand fairies were licking my balls.
What do I have to do to get you laid? I talked to that girl with the ugly dog for 45 minutes trying to get you in, and all you said was "Steven Spielberg is my favorite director."
I think the guy in front of me just puked in a styrofoam cup.
please come home... she's showing me videos of spanish parrots and is telling me about her dead cousin...
Nope. If I'm going to drive an hour to fuck a teacher, it will NOT be missionary thats for damn sure.
you said candy land and then passed out.
ps. we found your stash in the candyland game. Thanks.
Hun your dick isn't big enough for you to be that lame and predictable
this is the second day the intern has gotten me coffee. he either wants to bang me or thinks I'm more important than I am.
either way he's in for disappointment
I woke up with glitter and eggshells in my bed wtf
WHY are you masturbating to hockey fights?
Remember those neighbors I thought were FBI agents? Turns out they're DEA.
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