her voice honestly makes me want to vomit. i have springsteen cranked up all the way.
JoAnns office is warmer than mine. . .it must be because she has the gateway to hell under her desk.
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
So I feel bad, Ross is asking questions, I think they need to know it's a Spanish lesbian bar
you blew your rape whistle in his face every time he got near a girl till he left the party...
I fucked your brother... Hey, at least we know he is not gay... You're welcome.
I had ketchup on my elbow and a random girl goes "I got it" and licked it off, only on game day
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
He better not be in your backpack
So, seriously. How does it feel to know that you're riding a cock that was in kindergarten when you were going to prom?
There's no way you didn't at least start out with a dick. I obviously know there isn't one now, but there is no way that you were born a girl
Dude. I'm no longer allowed to use my sword when drinking. I just spent 20 min cleaning up popcorn. I stabbed Moe in the leg and chopped his door knob off
All you need is a handful of lube and an open mind
Nah, I was done when the Big Pun lookalike began to sob and tell me I looked like his ex...
I would climb him like a jungle gym. Enthusiastically and creatively.
Randomize
