did you get my message about your dog?
no... is he ok?
no, i didn't see him when i was being chased out of your house. check your drive way :( sry
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
she pooped in my shower. pooped. woke me up and said she thought she farted but it wasnt a fart i went back 2 sleep and found it hours later. no longer hooking up w chicks my moms age.
almost just walked around my whole building with my bowl in my hand before i remembered 420 isnt a get out of jail free card
he rolled over in his sleep, called me a hoe and then grabbed my crotch. some things never change, asleep or not.
Somehow I gave him blood blisters on his dick...I don't know if I'm that good or that bad.
come on down! you are the next contestant on the night is drunk!
Did you not learn anything for "HERPES SCARE 2010".........
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I want to get "Patrick Kane" wasted tonight
I am one hundred percent down for that
just had to get on my knees to snort an addy off the little sink at the daycare. teacher of the year!
as much as I don't like snorting drugs, I would totally be fine with someone doing a line off my ass. that's just a whole new up
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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