Passing out during sex is actually quite pleasant. its like being rocked to sleep with a penis
One last question would your parents let me sleep in your bathtub for the night?
took adderall before wrapping presents, ended up making paper snowflakes for two hours
The best part about passing out on the floor was the fact that when I pissed myself, I didn't piss the bed again.
I realized I was totally the dude in that hook up. I came first and didn't wanna help him finish. And he had paisley sheets.
Withdrawals are gods way of saying "you're still my bitch"
And after we debated politics. My dream come true: naked, just got done having great sex with a hot mixed guy, talking about why social welfare programs are a bad idea
He's wearing my bra and eating a breadstick while jumping on our bed.....
tom claimed she had a star tattooed around her buttonhole. i am not prepared for this era of skankyness
At one point I was convinced he was a snake and was going to eat me And I just accepted it
I think you're my feminist conscience sometimes.
What type of bandaid should I use on my clit
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Since moving to the suburbs, all I do is fuck my ex and watch cartoons. It's not so bad.
My conscious state is steadily increasing towards drunkenness.
Randomize
