its 9am. i just got home. spent 6 hours blowing him in a closet last night
I feel like i made up for not being able to drink on St Pattys Day, Mardi Gras, and last years Cinco De Mayo. That hungover.
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
I don't know what's worse....that fact that my dog ate my vibrator or that he later puked it up on my bed
I was masturbating with the shower head and someone flushed the other toilet. Pretty sure I have 3rd degree burns on my clit.
i keep looking at my boobs and it just baffles me how he could give this up.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
She looks like if Peter Griffin was a lesbian.
Run away.
Woke up pants less in the vacant apartment across the hall. It was unlocked because they were showing it to someone. When they walked in I woke up and said "this is a great place to live" and walked out
I really don't know where my pants are, but that's not the problem. When are you going to unlock the door?
We will walk in fields of dick.
You seriously need to stop quoting those songs when i'm with my parents.
RESIST THE DICK
thats like telling me to resist drinking water. impossible.
He fucked me so hard my hair extensions fell out
when she didn't finish her burrito you wanted to call the cops because you said it was neglect
My face is going numb. I think it's time I call it quits
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