you kept running across the street. everytime you made it across successfully you took something off. can't believe there were no cops around...
oh thats it?
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
My summer fucks are coming back to haunt me with a vengeance.
I'm trying to spell out I love you with a series of photos of my penis, but I just realized I can't do the Y of you
found my necklace. it was safe with all 6 boxes of peeps that i bought that night.
Those people having sex on the beach kept looking over at you guys throwing his shoes at the seagulls.
Step one go to argentina step two fuck bitches it's a simple plan really
Everyone was hooking up and I was just by myself rolling around in the grass at one point ... Which I am allergic to.
I WILL PAPERCUT YOUR URETHRA YOU DO NOT STEAL A MANS SECOND BIG MAC
dude, last night I won a real sword and a bottle of vodka in a cards against humanity tournament
He's gonna fuck me, then his girlfriend is going to come over and fuck me in front of him. And they're smoking me out. Happy birthday to ME
No, not if I told them not to. they listen to me. I have a vagina.
Once someone takes a shit in your toilet they are no longer a guest.
all i'm saying is don't blame me if your purses are filled with whoppers
are we talking malt balls or BK?
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