I might get fired at work today. I had to prioritize. It's not my fault Cockasaurus came over.
He DELETED brick breaker off his blackberry why even bother trying to find something in common?
I can't. He's too cute and my tongue is too long.
just wrote a 6 page paper on my blackberry. including 3 sources. college is teaching me good things so far.
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
He said I did a backflip off the thing on the doorframe and busted my ass. I'd give anything to remember
On a lighter note, my mom and I were playing scattergories, and for "things that you keep hidden" we both put dildo. Proof that we really are related.
I just listened to "Eye of the Tiger" and did 5 shots to prep going over to see him.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I'm just gonna pretend you didn't ask me that. I'll sweep that shattered moment of our friendship under the shame rug.
I mean I sucked his dick at 3 AM... UNDERWATER. I think I have earned a follow back on twitter.
Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
I hope April is a better month for dicks. March has been very disappointing.
i looked that guy up on facebook. the one who went down on me for two hours
what's the verdict
i've been scrubbing my vag all morning
I just split a tacobell party box with my boss. 12 tacos. We were equals for a moment.
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