its whatevr the fuvk you could ever want is wht it is. i dont wanna read. literacy? overated in my opinion. overated.
After you puked you called ur mom and told her you fucked on her bed, then u said "Have a good night mommy!" hung up and passed out on my couch
that would explain 17missed calls and 3 very angry voicemails from her
im laying here in the parking lot drinking a warm coke, prob still drunk, feeling like i need to apologize to everyone i know
all i remeber is falling off a fence and banging him in the middle of the street, not sure which one gave me this cut
Chalk up having sex in a car wash.
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
Dude, I had no choice. I was defending my genitals.
I was grinding on people that were grinding. Nonconsensual.
I miss you too. And it was nice meeting your brother while I was mounting you
This is not my bathroom and these are not my pants
We stopped mid-sex and both shotgunned a beer then got back to it. Is this what love feels like?
i think the realest test of our friendship is how hot your sister looks right now
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
Micheal let me call him captain america while we fucked. It was awesome
She could hold her breath for a long time. Best underwater blowjob ever.
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