you dont need to remember merediths name haha. only jane
I remember asking you "need some dick tonite?"
Yeah I guess to me frat party equals penis party. oh the wonders of vodka.
I can't finish this paper in my room because every time I get distracted I start masterbating. I think it's time to go to the library...
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
i know. thats why i need an open bar. i'll get hammered and make a toast about how his dick is like the titanic. large, but full of failure.
i have now been nicknamed the screamer on the first, third, fourth, & six floor by all the ra's. only two more floors to go before i cover the entire dorm.
She came over and gave me a handy and then just lingered for a day and a half. Worst weekend ever.
Im so tired of dysfunctional exs fucking up my relationships with future dysfunctional exs
No. I want to vom filet mignon and ziti bits everywhere and my body feels like I ran a cock triathalon. I feel less triumphant and more like death.
He was in the middle of making out with two girls at once, but then the guy next to me said "I feel like I'm watching Animal Planet" he stopped to give him a high five
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
I feel like you're gonna be reading this at 6 AM in a ditch or under a bridge, but please remember...I offered to drive you home. And you said no.
The sad thing is that it's 6:45 and you're not far off.
There's nothing more rewarding than telling you that I fucked your dad
In 18 months of being married we've had sex with 7 different couples. Who said you can't have your cake and eat it.
dude. that's the chick that BIT MY DICK. it doesn't matter how hot you think she is, trust me man.
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