How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
I just heard an old guy ask the chick he was with if she wanted to try ass to mouth...
thanks for that.
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
By the way, she says hi. At least I think she did since she licked my phone
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
I feel like shaving is just admitting i'm gonna do him, even though im still on the fence
shave. it'll take 10 min. Better safe than hairy.
Dude I live in a fucking closet and still get laid every weekend. Figure it out.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
you ate dog biscuits in front of my dogs and laughed at them for not have opposable thumbs
There's a bachlorette party going on at the bowling alley, so we'll see who wins greatest shitshow tonight.
I hate how much more visible my vomit is on snow, I need a winter vomit bush
We're meant to be. Apparently God wants me to get dicked down pretty good too so I'm not complaining about destiny
She's chasing the cat around the house hitting it with a cardboard sword yelling "there can be only one!"
We're going to watch the inauguration and fuck. Or fuck and watch the inauguration, I'm not picky, just get your ass over here by ten.
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