at some point to night u and I have a 'meeting' too...(1-737): I hope so
Dude, I couldnt get it up cause she said her parents were home...
ok, come over...I have doritos
I'm starting a business if you want to get involved
oh boy
Its called Cut N Tugs, haircuts with happy endings
false alarm. still invincible.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
just to let you know, its not cheating if i cant feel my hands.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
you should break up with her....give her the gift of reality
ugh... thank God for ATM withdrawal limits. I was drunk enough to give that weird shaped stripper all of my money while making her cry in the back room.
I feel like I'm in an ocean of eels jacking me off
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Could we try to replay the decision making process whereby only you and I bought and drank a keg this weekend? Because there were some fundamental flaws!
I bought a box of wine on my way home. I figured if I’m going to be broke during the holidays, I might as well be able to drink about it.
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