I thought you said his peep was too small
it is but i have no money and nothing is on tv until 7 when americas next top model comes on.
Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
You know im sick of people that are still obsessed w obama. that was sooooo last year
I JUST SHOOK HIS GRANDMOTHER'S HAND. WITH COCK HANDS. THIS IS NOT FUNNY.
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
Not a chance. She stuck her hand under my kilt and she told the whole table I was indeed commando. She broke all the rules.
the parade is in 5 days. put your big boy pants on and come to beer training. time to build your tolerance. i can't have you passing out in a bush with a cape on again this year.
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
I would sacrifice a finger for two more hours of sleep.
I did coke with the Royal Navy last night. God save the queen.
I came so hard I literally levitated off the top of his dick. Gravity was no match for that orgasm!
He listens to me complain and in return I send him naked pictures. It's a win win situation
being broke is really keeping my alcoholism in check
You're just upset because I have cupcakes and boobs and you don't.
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