he took his pants off right in front of me then just stood there so i went for his boxers and he said he was waiting till marriage
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
He just stabbed two olives and a pickle with a fork and deep throated it in front of my family
Not even marginally surprised
I found her sitting in the shower having an argument with the dolphins on the shower curtain.
Yea my vagina was pretty pissed at me for not taking advantage of the situation...
You screamed 'no, YOU put some pants on' at a cop. I pretended not to know you.
After the 3rd shot, she was running around singing, "Twinkle Twinkle Big Ol' Dick, on your happy place I'll sit" to your brother.
Put that bitch's torch out. She's been voted off.
You don't have to have sex with both if us but I would like a little positive fucking regard.
What happened last night and why am I partially covered in queso?
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
It's the kind of dick you travel across the country for
It was hands down the most magical fuck I've ever had
It was the only fuck you've ever had..
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
It's a weird kind of sexy when a guy has a bunkbed with his roommate
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