we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
I Once took so much Ecstacy that I tried to hug a fire.
Can one do a walk of shame from one's own hotel? Considering I just barfed in a planter down town in from of a bunch of business men in suits on my way to a work breakfast on a Wednesday morning, I am gonna just go with yes.
Just had sex with a girl from Italy. The only english she knew was Obama campaign slogans. Her screaming, "Yes we can!" as I was railing her not only turned me on but allowed my neighbors to know it was consentual.
So i guess i slapped the girl sitting next to me leg and said "You know what they say, got fat legs...you gotta fat BOX"
Nothing says 'good morning' like waking up only to realize this chick was watching you sleep. She's crazy
just letting you know, you took a hit of the blunt while sleeping. happy birthday
Have you SEEN his girlfriend?? Or talked to her? Christ almighty I'd drink every day just to die let alone black out
So did you grab that log full of poison ivy for the fire and then apparently take a piss on Saturday night too or was that just me?
will we ever learn or are we destined for a life of poison ivy covered balls?
I can't believe you guys got into a sword fight over a chicken nugget
Oh, so that's where all the scratches came from...
you never un-have a 4some
The not so cute guy next to me made me play Kid Rock on the jukebox but I'm a big believer in free drinks so I obliged.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
i'm not so sure everythign we did last night was legal...
We had sex and then ordered pizza after. This relationship is looking good so far.
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