Oh and I watched laurens last episode on the hills. its been an emotional day
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i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
I'm using the size of your dick as a guage to see how big something is on Amazon. Any questions?
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Why can't public transit accommodate my lifestyle of drinking til midnight on a Monday?
It's official. This guy and I are going gay for each other. We're tasting the fucking rainbow.
sorry to break it to you, but he's definitely fucking that other girl now...
I wish I still at least had the bruises on my ass to remember him by.
I just got hit with cramps and found a mystery pill. I'm gonna stay put for an hour and at least see what happens.
It feels so wrong having a picture of my tits next to a picture of my daughter.
I let him stay at my place since i had to work early and when i got home there was a fruit snack wrapper in my bed. I dont have any fruit snacks. Which means he brought his own fruit snacks to the fuck session.
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
Let's just say I peed the bed last night, and I wasn't in it alone. Whoooops
So learned a new trick last night.... Taking body shots from my own tits... Mom would be so proud
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